Sometimes, the softest things say the sharpest truths.
This 32oz illustrated water bottle features a bold graphic of a red-bobbed sassy girl lounging mid-chaos — naked, not to provoke, but to disarm. She stares straight back, legs crossed like she’s seen it all, with a bouquet of poppies and defiance blooming at her feet.The text whispers louder than it shouts:
“Not a fan of me? F*ck off. Boom.”It’s not anger. It’s clarity.
A bottle for those who’ve outgrown approval, who’d rather be honest than polite.
Double-walled steel, vacuum-sealed, but the attitude leaks out — in all the right ways.This isn’t hydration gear.
This is feminist pop surrealism you can drink from.
Illustration by ©Gối. All rights reserved.
- 32 oz (950ml) double-walled 304 stainless steel thermal bottle
- Matte finish with rotating handle
- BPA-free, insult-loaded
- Easy to carry, hard to ignore
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