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Trump Political parody portrait with “Rather be sick than basic” on 32oz thermal bottle.

RATHER BE SICK THAN BASIC | Thermal Bottle with Funny Cartoon Politician

SKU: X0-4342-WZ6E
$39.00Price
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Sometimes it feels like the whole world has turned into a cartoon — leaders performing, news looping like bad comedy, everything louder than it needs to be.
We made this thermal bottle with funny cartoon politicianin the middle of that noise.

It carries the face of a character that could be anyone — puffed up, theatrical, slightly ridiculous — because that's the mood of the era: exaggerated, surreal, kind of funny if it weren’t also true. The illustration isn’t there to attack. It’s there to reflect, to lighten things up a bit.

Our style is simple, flat, a little stupid on purpose — because that’s how absurdity lands best: with a smile.
You don’t need to take sides.
You can just take a sip.

 

Illustration by ©Gối. All rights reserved.

 

  • 32 oz (950ml) double-walled 304 stainless steel thermal bottle
  • Matte finish with rotating handle
  • BPA-free, insult-loaded
  • Easy to carry, hard to ignore

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